Police-Tumane apane boyfrnd ko kyo mara.
Girl-Kamine ne bed pe giraya br* utari fir p*nty utari fir taang uthai
c*ndom pehna
aur phir harami bola...
April fool

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Aisa hai pyar humara,
main kishti tu kinara,
mai dhanush tu teer,
mai matar tu paneer,
mai barish tu badal,
mai rajmah tu chawal,
mai hot tu cool,
main April tu Fool…ha ha ha!!

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A Day Will Come . . .
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

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I m sendinG This Fool msg
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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''APRIL FOOL''

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This is MAGIC. Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats!
You are the First April Fool of the year.

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Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
Tumhara Tha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us Par Tumhara Hi Haq Hai..
Socho Kyon?
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Kyuki Kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY Fools DAY....

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1st APRIL Ko Logon Ko
Uloo Banane Ke 7 Tarike:
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Ye Tha Pehla Tarika Baki Baad Main…

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Salam…h r u??
I want to give u a good news…
I m going To England on study visa…
Misu 4ever…
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day.
Surprised?
After 1 Day Is 1st April,

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A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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31ST OR 1ST APRIL DOESNT MATTER.. FOOL IS ALWAYS A FOOL,WISHIN U A VERY
HAPPY N PROSPEROUS FOOLS DAY.. TO THE KING OF FOOLS BY THE EMPEROR OF
COOLS.. ITS UR DAY

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So Sweet is ur SMILE??? So Sweet is ur STYLE??? So Sweet is ur VOICE???
So Sweet is ur EYE??? see... how Sweetly I LIE. Happy April Fool Day.

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1st April ko logo ko murkh banane k 5 tarike..
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Ye pahela tha..
Happy all fools day..

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Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padh raha hai.

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Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.

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Phulone phulo ko phulo ki phulwari me wish kiya.
U are the most beauti-fool, wonder-fool among all fools
HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY.
Kitna sona tenu
Rab ne bnaya

Wah

wah

Kitna sona tenu
rab ne bnaya..

Wah
Wah
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Mene tenu 31 din
pehle"APRIL F

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Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai?
aprilfool,aprilfool?

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Hey Dear, Get Ready for My Marriage is fixed.

It's after 81 days

Are dhakkan
after 81 days is 1st April n U r the
1st persn 2 whom i make fool!

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Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho....
saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai.
jo hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
APRIL FOOL.

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Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Hum bola.
APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL..!

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