Bengali SMS
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Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea Thala namma cellula balance
illa ok next meet
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A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend.
When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her "NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"
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Aaj hote onek dure, Ei smritir kothar pore.. Abcha hoe amai jadi abar mone pore, Ekbarti kanti pete sono amr dak, Bujhie bolo samaytake ektu thomke thke. Chilam ami,achi ami,thakbo nako pore.... Tai mone rekho 3ti katha ............. Tomay--Mone--Pore
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Tomar jonna Sokal,
Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.
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Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.
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February Amar Bhai ar,
February Amar Maayer,
Eakusay February...
Ami ki Volita Pa...ri!!!