A police officer stopped a car and asked the blonde driver,
"Can you identify yourself, Madam?"
The blonde pulls out her mirror and says, "Yes, it's me!"

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Blonde: Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor...
Doctor: What's wrong with them?
Blonde: They keep slipping out from under my arms!

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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F!"

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Why do blondes have more fun?
They're easier to find in the dark!

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A person told his blonde friend, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th!"