CID Jokes SMS
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Bin sawan barsat nahi hotai,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hotai,
Apni to aadat hai aisi…,
Aapko SMS kiye bina din ki shuruaat nahi hotai…
Have Good Day
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Why I Love C.I.D
An Example:
LADY: Suresh Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA:
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CID ROCKS:
itne saal hue daya ki koi g f nahi hai,
itne saal hue daya ki koi girlfrnd nahi hai,
ACP-
Abhijeet pata lagao ye daya kahin gey to nahi h
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ACP Pradyuman:
Laash mein se Kidney gayab hai..iska matlab samjhe Daya?
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Daya:
Kya Sir?
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ACP:
Marne se pehle zaroor isne iPhone6+ kharidi hogi
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Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai.
Wah Wah.
Wah Wah.
Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai
Acp Pradyuman Kehta Hai
"Daya Ye Atmahatya Nahi Khun Hain.
Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai.
Wah Wah.
Wah Wah.
Charo Aur Ipl Ki Dhoom Hai
Acp Pradyuman Kehta Hai
"Daya Ye Atmahatya Nahi Kh
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Cid ne sony se naata jod
liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod
liya..
Jis room me mana raha,
tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza
v tod diya..
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Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.
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CID returns Raat k pehlu me Chand sitare chaye he Raat k pehlu me chand
sitare chaye he Madam darwaja kholiye hum CID se aye hai
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CID JOKES
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai. :-D :-D
