MS Dhoni
Born: Jul 07, 1981
Batting Style: Right Handed
Bowling Style: Right-arm medium
Played For: India, Asia XI, Chennai Super Kings
Test Batting
Matches: 73
Innings: 115
Runs: 3883
Not Out: 13
Avg.: 38.06
100s: 5
50s: 28
ODI Batting
Matches: 217
Innin

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Full Name: Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar
Born: 24 April, 1973
Bombay (now Mumbai), Maharashtra
Current age: 39 years 272 days
Major teams: India, Asia XI, Yorkshire, Mumbai, Mumbai Indians
Nickname: Tendlya, Little Master
Batting Style: right-hand bat
Bowling S

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Who's The Only Player Who Knows Each And Every Religious Song. . . ??
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Har-Bhajan-Sing
HarBhajan Singh

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The current Crckt World cup Situation btwn IND Vs SL:
India (Ram) married World Cup(Sita) in 1983 and in 1996 Srilanka
(Raavan) took away Sita(World Cup).
Now after 14 yrs of Vanvaas, They meet again and You know the result...
India Won the world cup…

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Cricket (2/-2)
(1)
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan
Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Aati Hai Sabki Baari But
Just For Once Hai
Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur
Humhi Audiance Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Naukri Milna

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AFRIDI- Hum Sachin ko
Kisi haal me century nai banana denge.
SHOAIB- Magar hum use rokenge kaise,
Wo to Gazab ki form mein hai ??.
AFRIDI-Hum under 100 All Out ho jayenge

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Oh Guru, tezz hawa chale toh
Sar pe hoarding gir jate hain,
Aur aakhri over maiden jaye to
Captain ka sar phir jata hai.

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The talent that the IPL
Throws up is just incredible,
Look at the youngsters that perform.
We would never have seen them before.

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What happens if it rains at the DLF IPL 2012 Opening Ceremony tonight,
Will that also be decided
According to the Duckworth
Lewis method...??

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What I like most about the IPL team anthems,
Apart from the energy,
Is the earthiness to most of them.
Very Local, Very Indian! :)

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Sachin’s Son:
Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.

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Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.
Batsman-bowler had a great fall
All the bookies cookies All the
Bribers men Couldnt put
Indian Criket together again

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Sania Mirza weds Shoaib Malik...!!!
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.
D**n man she has taken
The Indian pledge so serious.....
"All Indians R my Brother's and Sister's"!!!...

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His jersey no is 10
Age 37=3+7=10
Height 5ft 5 in= 5+5=10
World cup winning date
2/4/2011= 2+4+2+0+1+1=10
World cup after 28 years= 2+8=10
Truly 10dulkar.

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Indian cricket team should be
Paid like the Bigg Boss contestants,
The more days you survive
The more you get paid.

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Friendship is just like cricket,
So do not loose wickets..
If u loose that wickets
May be you have a defeat
So dont neglect friends.

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Breaking news :
Latest sponsor of indian cricket team....
WHISPER ULTRA...
BCCI felt it appropriate as the team
Is undergoing its wrost PERIOD!!!

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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student: Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told
A very beautiful delivery
By Shoaib Akhtar??

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Lagaan by RAJNEEKANT
Ckunax scene: 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowlerbowls, Rajni hits ball
Splits in 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6's.
India wins!!

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Wen SACHIN made his test debut,
M.VIJAY was 5 years n 228 days old,
OJHA was 3 years 71 days old,
RAINA was 2 years old,
PUJARA was 1 year 9 months old,
KOZHI wasn't born AND now,
SACHIN is still playin with these kids..!!
Thats y he is called the LEGEND.

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If engineers buy ipl team the
Names of the teams would be

1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-NJUNCTIONS

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The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
"My players want to know
If there is a penalty for thinking.
" The Umpire says,
"No." The captain says,
"Well we think you're an asshole, then."
India's most successful captain.
Consecutive 15test victories.
49 te

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Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.

Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

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Indian Team Penalized by Animal
Activists for Hunting 11 Kangaroos...
Team To Pay Penalty by
Hunting 11 street dogs tomm.

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Ques-Why Tendulkar married an
Elder Woman
Kumble married Divorsed Woman....?
Ans.-Its because..
.
.
Batsmen Love LOOSE BALLS

Spinners Love
USED BALL.
. -)
How optimistic !!

Sreesanth's mother in an interview:
"If my son had another one over to bowl,
Dho

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Ckt has reached exciting levels with T20.
Infusing the same thing into exams,
Some suggestions:
1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr n marks by 50
2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins
3.Give free hit marks where
Students can frame their own questions.

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Loving someone who doesn't Love you,
Is like bating when you need 37 Runs in 6 Balls...
You know it's Impossible,
But you still have a small hope
That Nehra will bowl the Last over. .

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MS.DHONI son: ather is
Hitting many sixes mom

MS.DHONI wife: dear that is
Not match it is pepsi ad!!!!!!!

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Ricky pointing : i was send by god to
Teach people how to play cricket
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.
Sachin : but i had never send someone.

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Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH

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A boy broke the window of
Rajinikanth's house while playing cricket.
Rajnikanth warned the boy to play slowly.
The boy is now known as
"Misbah-Ul-Haq".

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At the interval everybody rushed
To the bar where local publican
Had thoughtfully provided a case of light ale.
Unfortunately the ale was
Off and halfway through
The second innings
Everyone was so ill
That they abandoned the match.

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Q:Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi...
Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but
Goes directly to Shehwag.? why ??

A: Shehwag is an opener.

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Who's The Only Player Who Knows
Each And Every Religious Song. . . ??
.
.
.
Har-Bhajan-Sing HarBhajan Singh

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Boy : am 20 years old and you?
Girl : me also 20 Year old
Boy : Then lets go?
Girl : where?
Boy : Bedroom...
Girl : why ?
Boy : lets play 20-20.
Sehwag's Concept:
"DO R DIE"

Raina's Concept:
"DO B4 U DIE"

Sachin's Concept:
"DON’T DIE, UNTIL U DO"

Yuvra

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Boy:baby, i want to play with your ball
Girl:which ball?
Ball:two cricket ball on you.
Girl:no it was cricket ball but,
Now everybody make it football.

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Life is cricket Don't lose ur wicket
Try 2 get century Never 4get ur
Boundry Even if u r run out
Never become mood out
BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire.

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Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams
1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50
2. Break after each 15 minutes
3.Give free hit marks for unexpected question
4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall
5. Cheer girls dance for each additional

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Two lovers are going for a walk in the wood.
The romantic young girl whispers :
- Listen how beautiful is the singing of crickets !
- That are not crickets, darling, but zippers…

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Haters are like crickets....

Crickets make a lot of noise,,,,
you hear it but you can't see them.
Then right when you walk by them,
they're quiet....:)

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Domino Pizzas say that today
They are not maintaining
The half hour delivery time
Because of the IPL final? Er.. er...!!

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Afridi: “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.”
Misbah: “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…”
Afridi: “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”

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Life is cricket
Don’t lose Ur wicket,
Try 2 get century,
Never 4get Ur boundary,
Even if U r run out,
Never become mood off,
Because God is 3rd umpire.