Pappu door kis shehar me
apnefriend
ke shaadi me gaya.
Par raaste me kisi wajah se basnikal
gayi,
Aur wo v chalte chalte ek gaanvme
pahunch gaya.
To Pappu sochta hai kisi ke gharhi
raat
kaat lete hai,
Ye sochkaqt wo ek ghar ka darwaza
khattkhtata hai,
Pap

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Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro
Pyar ko lath maro

Meri bat mano

Na chandramukhi na paro

Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro...
By-Chandan

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Santa-to saying yaar
meri bkri ne kal anda
diya hai . banta-to
saying chal jhuth bol
raha hai too.. santa-nhi
me sach bol raha huin.
kyonki Hmari murgi ka
naam hi bakri hai.

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Durion ki na parvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zayada apse
Bas ek bottle
MAZAA
Aur
5 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye

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The best gifts to give :
To your friend - loyalty
To your enemy - forgiveness;
To your boss - service;
To a child - a good example;
To your parents - gratitude and devotion;
To your mate - love and faithfulness..

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Tumhari yad dilse jane nahi denge
Tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge
Sharafat se contact me rehna
Warna khub Marenge
Or Rone bhi Nahi denge

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Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..

Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote hain..

Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote hain..

Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya
tabah hone se bach jaye.

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Ladke Ladkiyo Se Jyada Dayalu Hote Hai
Kaise..
Ladki Kabhi Anjan Ladke Ki Help Nhi Karti
Aur Ladka Har Ajnan Ladki Ko Help K Liye Ready Hai.

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Santa Ne god Se Pucha
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon..
God Ne Jawab Diya
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.

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Girl to boy: Tum ladke kisi Ladki me sub se pehle kya dekhte ho....

Boy: Yeh to depend karta hai ki Ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai..!

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Machchar ne apni wife ko divorce de diya
Pata hai kyu
..

Bolta Hai..
uske bachhe ki Ragon me kisi aur ka khoon tha!

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Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise

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Girl : Bus karo rat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho,subha ho gai hai thake
nahi kya..
BOY : ye to kuch b nahi he Ab to me din rat karunga q k. Muje 30000sms
free he

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Ek aunty pani naha rahi thi utne me ek baccha puchta hai aunty a kya hai

Aunty :A garage hai beta
Baccha:par is garage me ek bhi gadi nahi hai
Aunty:Nahi beta gadi uncle ke pas hai raat me aake is me hi chodenge

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Tere Liye Me Chand KoTod Du,
Suraj Ko Mod Du,
Zamin Se Asma Jod Du,
Tu Ekbar Has Ke DekhTere Sare Daat Tod Du.
Ab jaldi se so ja.

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Ek Tapori Ki Wife:Sunte ho Ji,apne chinku ne aaj pehla adha shabd bola
Tapori:achcha, kya bola
Wife:behan

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father: kya hua beta q ro rhe ho kya hua tum mujhe batao main tumhare
dost ki tarh hoon
Son:kya batau main apni wali se milne gaya tha to teri wali ne mujhe
bhut mara

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1 aadmi ladies ward mi admit ho gaya.. nurse: tujhe sharm nahi aati..
Aadmi:sharm kaisi

hum to paida hi LADIES

ward me hue the

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Teachr:-john ne raat ko khana khaya is ka Future Tens kya hoga..
.
.
.
.

Student :-"John subah ko uth kar potty karega. .

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1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate He

Kya Apne Kaha 6..

Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6
Bar Feka Jata He.
Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin.

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Ek Bus Mein Ladko & Ladkiyo Ki Team Antakshari Khelne K Liye Bani.
Girls:Hum Tumko Haraakar Dikhayenge.
Boys:Hum Haar Gye,Chalo Ab Dikhao..

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Teacher asked to student:Wht is ur cast..
Stu: Pehle to hum sharma thay,
fir Rajput thay,
fir Baniya ho gaye, abhi hai Darzi, Aage Mummy ki marzi

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Agr jackie chain ki saas ko kidnap kr dia to use kaun vapas layega

Vicks Vapourub

Q..ki VICKS lautaye
"Chain Ki Saans".

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Cooja mooja ooja pooja kani mani pani wani mao bao lao kao zoo loo noo
Shoo .
Uff pad to nhi liya.. Ye to nunu gayb krne ka mantar tha:- beta tu to gaya.