1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu
Wo Kia Hai Jo Cow K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain?
Pappu: Legs..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant Mai Hai Or Meri Pant Me Nahi Hai?
Pappu: Paisay..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Log Din Me Karne K Bjaye Raat Ko Bistar Pai Kartai Hain?
Pappu: Neend P

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Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi
Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse
To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar
Ziyadan Excited Mat Ho Yaar,
Yeh Tha Kapray Sukhane Ka Taar..

Samajh Nahi Aata Ki, Teri
Sula Ke Loo, Ya Baith Ke Loo,
Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo,
Ya Teri Jhuka Kar Loo,
Ab Tu Khu

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Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..! .

Samajh Nahi Aata Ki, Teri
Sula Ke Loo, Ya Baith Ke Loo,
Ya Tujhe Khada Kar

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Pagalkhane Me Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro?
Pagal- Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Bra Aur Panty Bhi.
Aur Dhyaan Rahe
Aainda Kabhi Mere Kapde Nahi Pehanna !
A

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1 Ladki Chai bnani thi
Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha,

Phir usne apne kapde uttare
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Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi.
Apni Soch ko badlo.

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Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kare
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?
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Uske acche sanskaar,
Bhai Hath Jodta Hoon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo.

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Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise Tay Karte-karte
Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-jaldi Se Bola.
Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui, Madam? Khada
Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par
Gayi?“

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Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh
Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhayato Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga....
By - Ajay ingale

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Ek Larka, Larki Se Puchta Hai:- Bachey Kese Hote Hain ?
Larki: Chup … !
Larka: Batao Na Plz
Larki: Nahi Pata
Larka: Plz ….. !!!
Larki: Thappar Pare Gal pe Ab Mat Puchhna ..!!
Larka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata . . . . . .
Bachay Shararti Hote Hain …

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Super POGO Joke.. ;-))
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1 aadmi Dinner Ke Vakt Apne bete
Se Gusse Me Bola:" Gadhe,
KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga..
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Kitchen Se Sharmate Hue WIFE Boli:"
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AAP Bhi Khaiye Na.... :

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Dudh aur Ladki me kya fark hai!!
Socho
.
Socho
Dudh garam hota hai
to
Mallai uppar aati hai
or ladki garam ho
to mallai niche aati hai..

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Aurat ke Badan mein woh kaunsi cheez hai jise woh dabane nahi deti aur
Admi Subah Shaam woh dabana Chahta hai.
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USKA GALA..?
Achcha socho kamino

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Most confusing double meaning joke:
Girl- Aaj Office jaate hi Boss Mujhpe chadh Gaya..
Her Friend- Kyu?
Girl- Wo me “late gayi” thi na isliye…!!

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16 sal ki umr me...
phli bar kiya to khun aya...
2bar kiya bhut dard hua
3 bar kiya bhut jln hui
4 bar smoothly hua...
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sudhr jao kmino....SHAVING ki bat kr ra hu....
('.')
<))>
_//_ kbhi to shuddh socha kr yr

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Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he
.
Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he-
.
phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen-
.
lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana,
confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na
nikalna jub tak kam pur

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Ek Secretary apne boss k sath train trip pe ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,
K,
Achanak Boss ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"
Ki Tarah Guzaaren"
Secretary sharmate hue boli:
"Sir, jese aap ki ma

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A girl asked Pappu !!!
Woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai aur mere paas 2 hai?

Pappu: legs.
Girl: woh kya hai jo tumhari paint ke andar hai aur meri salwar ke andar
nahi hai?

Pappu: paise.
Girl: woh kya jo log din me lene ke bajay raat me bistar

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Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Sahi hai,
Kyun ki..
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar deti hai,
Im talking about?
Roti
1 baar fir aap ki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami!

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Cute college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo.
Sir: thora ruko aram se longa.
Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k
phr mere period start ho jain ge....

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Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard aur Auraat dono k
baal “CURLEY” Hote hain…!!
Kya ??
Socho ??
Ek chance or lo ?
You dirty mind …
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Ans: AFRICA

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Pati Gaana Gaa raha tha- Me Duniya
Hila
dunga Teri Chahat me..
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Patni- Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to
Hila
nahi pate, Duniya kyaKhak Hilaoge

Hath me lo
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Ab thook lagao
.
Ab kapde se rub karo
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.
Phir hath me le kar us pe fingers rakho
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Ab pura hath ghuma k
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zor se
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BOWLING karao!!!

PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Patient (Pagal) se: Mera Dupatta utaro..

Pagal: OK !

Nurse: Ab meri Kam

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Suhagrat Ke Time Darvaze Pe Dastak Hoti Hai To
Dulhan Bhag Ke Parde Ke Peeche Chup Jati Hai...
Husband : Kya Hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe Laga Police Ki Raid Par Gai…

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Ek college ke boy toilet me likha tha
ap ka bhavishya apke hath me hai to,,, girl
ke toilet me kya likha hona
chahiye ,,,,, kripya apni bhavisya
me ungali na kare { sudhar jao}
samjhdar thoke like

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Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!
By - Ajay ingale

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Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi
Par Dudh Nahi Tha,
To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utare
Or
Or
Or
Or
Dusare Kapde Pehan Kar
Dudhlane Market Gayi..