Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se
maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na
dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte
ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas ka

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Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi
Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi
Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye
inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya…
Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi
Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi
Neend Ko jhoka mera man

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Exam + Rawdy Rathore
"
"
Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
"Definetly"
Likhta Hu..
" :D :P

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Student style.

7 dayz bfor exm...

Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan..
haha..aram se ho jayega..

Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh...

Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal
padhenge...

Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...

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Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko
paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote
hai...
End
Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko
paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye

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AEROPLANE- WRITE BROTHERS
CYCLE-MACMILLAN
TELEPHONE-GRAHM BELL
TELESCOPE-GALILEO
EXAMS-

SAALE KO DUNDHO RE PAKAD KE MARENGE.

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n exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!
Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein

kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat

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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya

Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein

kami na karna, mauka m

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Todays Students Thinking

Thousands Of Yesterdays Are Gone..

Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..

But Still A Hope Is Alove..

Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

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Agar question paper tuff lage
ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

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Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-

Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass.

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I found d perfect example for Newton's3rd law
Every time I open my buk My eyes close automatically. NEWTON IS Great

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Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.

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Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
Continue reading

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?
Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI
SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

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Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj
b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay?

Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin u

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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

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Probability of a topic

“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely

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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

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Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance