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If a married woman is called
"polo... The mint with a hole"
Then what's an unmarried
woman called...?
"CENTER FRESH"
2 make it straight, she pulls it
2 make it stand, she holds it
2 make it smooth, she licks it
2 make it enter, she pushes it in
it is not easy 2 thread a needle.
Birdy birdy in the sky,
left a poopie in my eye.
Me don't care,
me don't cry,
me just happy that a cow can't fly!
wen tings go rong,
wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes,
wen sadness fills ur heart,
plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues
BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
r mosquitoes religious?
YES
They first sing over u
& then prey on you
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to,
my Mom is a good cook.
A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE,
"send me a brother".
santa wrote back,
"send me ur mother".
Confidence and Confidential
Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential
Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential.
When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way U R
always blocking my view.
LOVE IS LIKE CIGAR. . .
IT STARTS WITH FIRE...
CONTINUES WITH SMOKE. . . AND
ENDS IN ASHES.
BUT DON'T WORRY V R CHAIN SMOKERS
Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love
Love neither be created nor be destroyed,
only it can be changed frm one girlfriend
to another girlfriend
