Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
birthday
per tumne mujhe LOHE ka Palang
lekar diya tha..Iss baar kya De rahe
ho.. ??
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.Studying*
Me: Darr lag raha hai, kuch nahi aa raha
Friend: Yeh le Mountain Dew pee
Me *drinks 2 bottles*
Friend: Ab kuch aaya?
Me: Haan susu!!

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naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe hai..

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4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz...
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

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Tamam students sy appeL ki jati hai ki wo apne apne result se pehle GHAR
Ki sb chapl, jharu nd waiper chupa de.
A SMS 4rm

'SSF'

'SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION'

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI
SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

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YYAAAHHHO000..!
Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho
Gayi..

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Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab taiyar hai..

AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai...:-(

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NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR

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2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai
us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai
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yeh galat hai
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EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.

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Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ?
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RESULT AA GAYA. :-(