Idiots SMS
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Har mod ka mukam nahi hota,
Dil k risto ka koi nam nahi hota,
Discovery Channel ki help se khoja h tumko warna,
Aise prani ka milna asan nahi hota!!
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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
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Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai... . . . . . . . . .
Aap to aise parh rahe hen jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p
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Agr koi tumhare paas aaye aur kahe k "tum bewaqoof ho" to koi lamha zaya na krna usko gardan se pakadna or kehna "oye kisi or ko mat btana"
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6 truths of life:
1. U cannot touch all of ur teeth with ur tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. U r smiling now, because u r an idiot.
5. U soon will forward this to another...
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: no.
