Jeeto Preeto SMS
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Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others!
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Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
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Preeto: What is the definition of a husband?
Jeeto: A man who buys his Cricket match tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift!
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Jeeto: Why are you so sad?
Preeto: Last night, my husband was on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life!
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Preeto sarcastically to Jeeto at some party: OMG! You wore this same suit the other day at Mrs Sharma's.
Jeeto: Yeah! Well... in our house, we have this amazing thing called washing machine!
