Pick up SMS
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1. What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
2. Wow! Are those real?
3. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
4. You are the reason men fall in love.
5. Yo
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1. What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
2. Wow! Are those real?
3. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
4. You are the reason men fall in love.
5. Yo
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1. This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
2. I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
3. You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
4. Here's the key to
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1. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
2. Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
3. If god made any thing better
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1. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
2. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
3. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
4. Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my n