Yo Yo
Honey Singh.

Main Rahu Sari Raat In The Bar Daaru Piu Lagatar..
Ek Aadhi Toh Sab Pite Hai.
Main Toh Piu Bottle Chaar.
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Kyu Ki
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Ab
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Baar
Modi
Sarkar

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Bahut Hua "Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar". Now A New One:
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T20 World Cup Me Chali Virat Ki Aandhi...
South Africa Se Bhi Bura Haarega Rahul Gandhi.

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Best Msg For 2014 Election :-

Politician Subah Jaagte Hi Sochte Hein,
Ki Vote Kaise Milega ??:-|

Par.

Ek Gareeb Aadmi Yahi Sochte Sochte,
Guzar Deta He Ki Aaj 2 Waqt Ka
Khana Kaise Milega..!:-o:-(

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Awesome Lines : Gareeb Ki Thali Me Jab Pulao Aaya,
Samaz Jaao Desh Mein Chunao Aaya.

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Waah kya Logic hai:
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Ram ne Ravan ko maara
(R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko;
(K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko;
(G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko;
(O:O)
&
Corruption maarega
Congress ko-(C=C)

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country' but
we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

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Some men change their party for the sake
of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are
punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Among politicians the esteem of religion is
profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

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Why r d netas finding it
So difficult to pass d lokpal bill?
b'coz most of them could not even pass school.. :P