Romantic Funny SMS
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Ik teacher ki zip khuli dekh kr sb lrrkiyan hsny lgin,
Teacher ghussy se,
Hhehe krna bnd kro,
Wrna nikaal kr khrra kr dun ga.
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Teacher: Iska passive bnao,
Sunsan jaghon or bchon k sath hadsy ho jaty hn,
Sudent: Sunsaan jagho pr hony waly hadson me bchy ho jaty hn.
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Your words of love steal someones heart,
But you dont know that your heart is already stolen by me.
Check it.
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True love comes with only one person,
If it comes with the second one,
Then it is is just the medicine to forget the first love.
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Girl: When was the last time u did a romantic thing,
Boy: Last night,
Girl: What??
Boy: Took a long romantic walk.
Girl: to where?
Boy: To fridge.
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Admi rat ko achank se uth k biwi se:
Begum tarrap tarrap k mr jana achha ha ya ek dm,
Biwi: ik dm,
Admi: to aisa kro apni doosri tang b mere oopr rkh do.
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Girl: if u ll try to kiss me, me shor mcha dun gi.
Boy: lekin yahan to door door tk koi nhi ha,
Girl: i know, Pr formality ha poori to krni prry gi.
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Close ur eyes love,
N think about urself for 10 seconds,
Done? now open ur eyes.
Did you realize dat u have,
Wasted 10 seconds thinking about a fool.
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1 Raat Mujhsy Star Ny Kaha
Tum Q Us Koh Sms Karty Ho?
Jo Tmhen Mis Nhi Krty?
Me Ny Star Sy Kaha
Beta Apna Kaam Kar
Star Ban
Star Plus Ki Saas Na Bun .
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Kuch Laog Dozk Me Aaram Sy Soo Rhe Thy
Farishte Ne 2suroun SY Pucha
Ye Dozk Me B Soye Huwy Hen.?
Dusre Ny Kaaha
Yeah Pakistan Se Aye Hen
Garmi Or Loadsheding K Aadi Hien.
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Sardar: Mere Dada Ny 1857 Ki
Jang Mein Dushman Ki Tangain Kaat Dee Thein
Dost:
Gardnaien Q Nai Katin
Srdar:
Woh Pehly He Kti Pari Thii.
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Wife: Ajj Tum Udaas Q Ho?
Husband: Aaj Meri Maaa
AOr Meri Behen Alaag Alaag Ho Gaien
Wife: Koi Baat Nhi
Abb Me Agai Hu Nah
Me Tmhari Maa Behen Aik Kar Dungi.
