Santa Banta SMS
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Husband: Can we eat outside today?
Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking?
Husband: Nahi, Bas Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mann Nahi Hai!
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Tip to all men:
Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she is plotting your death!
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A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute.
If I do it, I'm an alcoholic!
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What's the difference between sun and bun?
Sun rises in the East and sets in the West.
Bun rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
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I've found Paradise - where all wives are lovely, all husbands are loving and all children are angels.
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It's called Facebook!
