Subha ko yaad aayi to apun miss kiya,
Dopahar ko yaad aayi to apun bahut miss kiya,
Sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
Aur apun ne fauran tere ku sms kiya.

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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le.

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MAMU : Oye, maar gaya yaar. Meri biwi aur premika sath sath aa rehli hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arre, main bhi yehi bolne wala tha.

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Apun ek sher bolega

Choro Taraf Chand phenk rela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night.

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Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakas hona mangta hai,
Jhakas bole to, apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,
apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

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Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!