1गर्म होनी चाहिए।
2तेज़ होनी चाहिए।3मीठी होनी चाहिए।
4रंग सही होना चाहिए।
5दूध ज़्यादा होना चाहिए।
6जल्दी से तैयार हो जानी चाहिए।
7और हमेशा बिस्तर पर मिलनी

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þadнŋe-l¡kнŋe мe тo нυм ßacнþaŋ ѕe genoυѕт нe,
ßυт ek d¡ŋ þr¡nc¡þal ki ßeт¡ Ko cннed d¡ya тo ѕale ŋe college ѕe н¡
ѕυѕþend kar d¡ya.,....

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Girl: Mat kar Picha Mera ek din royega
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Bahar College k Tu Samose ki dukan kholega,
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Boy: Tu mt thukra Mera Pyar,
Ek Din Pachtayegi,
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Usi dukan pe Bartan Manjti Nazar Aayegi!
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Hahaha thoko likes!
Girl: Mat kar Picha Mera ek din royega

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Murgi �� anda �� deti hai & cow �� doodh ��
deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai
socho...
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nahi pata?
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Ans - DUKANDAR
Murgi �� anda �� deti hai & cow �� doodh ��
deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai
socho…
…
…
…

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I am bad in ENGLISH,
But i can tell you that... I love her.

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I am bad in GEOGRAPHY,
But i can tell you that... She lives in my heart.

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I am bad in HISTORY,
But i can remember, When i first saw her.

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I am bad in CHEMISTRY,
But i can tell, Wha