Winter SMS
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Winter joke
3 Bachy apne apne shaher ki sardi pe bahas kar rahe the.
1st: Humare yahan itni sardi prti hai k jb Hum subah nal kholte hain to
pani ki jagah baraf nikalti hai.
2nd: Bus itni..!Humare yahan to itni sardi parti hai ki Hum jo b baat
karty hain
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Safety Tip for Winters !!
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Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water.
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throw water on d mirror
& say-
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! "
Nyi Si Subah,
Nya Sa Sawera,
Badalo Ke Saaye Me Hawaao Ka Basera,
Khuli Dharti Me Oss Ka Pehra,
Mubarak
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Mausam Hi Aisa Hai..
Aap Apna Khyal Rakhna.
Happy Winter.
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Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola "Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi"
Happy ??winters.
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Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha.
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Stupid!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le.
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter.